I am oh so very, very excited to announce the release of a new and stunning piece of royal jewelry: The Sierra Myst Nativity Commemorative Locket! Designed by the finest artisans in all the land, this royal bauble is the perfect celebration of my dear one's birth.
And, even better - it's free - yes, free to all citizens of Rios!
Now, I know what you are thinking:
"In these challenging economic times, how, oh, how can we afford to give away such a beautiful (18k gold, mind you) locket for free? Is the Queen channelling her inner Marie Antoinette (poor unfortunate thing, the Goddess rest her soul)?"
Certainly not!
In these challenging economic times, it is important to keep our economy humming, churning, soaring. The business of Rios is business, don't you know! And, since we seem to have been blessed with a surplus of gold lately (due to the largess of a certain magical creature who shall remain nameless) I thought, what better way to stimulate the lagging luxury sector than to put it to work.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!
Look for your lovely locket via royal courier soon!
Rios is blessed indeed!
7 fascinating comments:
OMG! THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LOCKET I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i CANNOT WAIT UNTIL MINE OMCES IN THE MAIL! HOW DO I GET EXTRAS? I HAVE SOME FRIENDS WHO WANT TO MOVE TO RIOS, AND THEY WOULD JUST LOVE ONE!
SARA, 14TH GRADE
OK.
Let me get this straight. In these challenging economic time, the best we can do is prop up the JEWELRY industry? Not the farmers, or manufacturers, or fisheries, or healthcare? The JEWELERS????? Marie Antoinette is right! Wait ... someone's at the door ...
LOVE IT!
Telly, the Tailor
Telly has no taste, but I LOVE IT TOO!
Sema, the Seamstress
Does it come in other colors? Blue washes out my beautiful eyes.
Tyra Banks
Is your beautiful Sierra Myst available for adoption?
Madonna
Fe -
I'd like to speak with you.
King Otto
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