Saturday, April 11, 2009

Welcome Loyal Subjects!

By Popular demand, Your Queen has entered the blogosphere!

Due to the tsunami of activity occurring in our wonderful and prosperous Kingdom, I had to agree that a Queen's Diary (of sorts) was not only appropriate but necessary. Even though I am so very busy. Even though I am up all night with a new baby that the King cannot seem to hear crying - though he can always hear the dinner bell. Even though I have a country to run, and the King spends more time toddling around the golf course that attending to ...

Well! Every woman has her work cut out for her!
So here we go!

Today, what YOU need to know is:
























Although the entire nation is in economic meltdown, the finances of the Kingdom are SOUND. As Chief Financial Officer of the Kingdom, I was quite leery of investing in those dubious sub-prime securities. I mean, who thought THAT was a good idea. Rope the financially challenged into financially challenging loans? And, when that Maddoff creature came calling, well, I called the guards!

Luckily, the Kingdom of Rios paid off it's World Bank loans upon my ascension to the throne three years ago. Thank the Goddess we are blessed with natural resources to rival any nation. Gold (I have a secret weapon for that!), silver, platinum, uranium, coal, oil, coastal fisheries, arable land to rival the US. With a sound hand (and yes I have two!) we are in the Queen-Bird Seat. So not worry. We are wonderfully positioned to prosper through ten millennium.


So, if you see my husband, the King, please tell him how happy you are, won't you?


We Are! Rios!

5 fascinating comments:

Anonymous said...

OH my Queen!
Thank you so much for this wonderful blog! I was wondering what was going on in the Kingdom, but I did no know who to ask. I look forward to your future posts, and blessing on you, the King and your lovely daughter Sierra Myst!

Anonymous said...

Thank GOD you are now running the economy! We were starting to spiral the drain here on the southside. Now at least I have a cool new job stamping out little pieces of lockets! Now, I can feed my family without resorting to your nutritious feeding programs.

Thanks!

Reginald the Jeweler's Asst.

Anonymous said...

Yeah yeah yeah - You're great! But could you tone it down with teh affairs? Is Sierra Myst even the King's? Wait ... someone's at the door ...

Anonymous said...

Is it seemly to have your breasts poking out like that in the photo? I mean, you're the QUEEN for the Goddess' sake!

Reverend Killmount

Anonymous said...

Oh My Queen!
I am so glad to have found your blog! I don't get out much, so I look forward to reading all the doings in the kingdom!

Could you do a lovely travelogue of your castles?

Penelope, the Barber's Daughter

P.S. How do you get your hair to behave so?